As all of us are, I am getting older. It doesn't bother me, and I'm not really doing anything to counteract it. My hair has lots of white in it, which I don't dye. I claim it's because I want to grow old gracefully, but it's really that I'm both lazy and cheap - I only get my hair cut once or twice a year - can you imagine the fabulousness of my roots if I dyed it? I actually had a woman compliment me on my "highlights" and ask me if they were natural. Ummm, yeah! I thought she was joking, but she was looking at me rather earnestly with her 20-year old face, so I simply said they were. Once when I was substituting in a 1st grade class, a little boy walked up to me and said, "You know, your hair is really different - some is brown and some is white." The other 1st graders decided this was worth a look, and I was the object of wonder for several minutes - where I live you don't see much gray hair (you also see a lot of fake body parts, but that's a different post).
That all being said, I went into Fairway last week, and along with my groceries I bought a six-pack of beer. As part of the cheapness thing mentioned earlier, I keep track of our spending, so a few days later I was typing the info from the receipt into Quicken. And I noticed something odd on the receipt - where the beer purchase was listed, it had a birthday keyed in. Apparently in this store you need to ask the patron their birthday and key it in when they make an alcohol purchase. I don't expect to get carded, as I have long ago passed the age where anyone would think I am below the drinking age. However, I am not a fan when the cashier simply picks an arbitrary birthday for me and punches it in to the register.
Especially when the birthday is 2 years too early. It's enough to make your hair go white...
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Just remember, wrinkles, gray hair and cellulite don't hurt.
Let me rephrase that. Highlights, ruffles and dimples are not painful, and cost nothing.
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