I have one that I really like, and would work for the wedding, but my thighs and backside were really trying to talk me out of it. As previously mentioned, I am a big fan of infomercials, and have been seeing ones for "shaping garments" lately. Hmmmmm....I could use some shaping. So, I toddled off to my local Target and attempted to try some on. Apparently this is not allowed at Target, and you're just supposed to be able to visualize through your powers of ESP what they'll look like, so I put them back and continued on to Marshall's. Anything seems to go at Marshall's, so I tried on and came home with these:
I must admit to being awestruck in the "shaping garments" section, one which I had not ventured into before. Apparently you can tuck, squeeze, or enhance pretty much anything you want. I was sorry I hadn't brought my camera, because the pants with buttocks implants were fabulous (obviously not for me, but for some poor soul with tiny buttocks) and rather indescribable with mere words. I wonder if the inventors of spandex knew what the ramifications of all their hard work would be?
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I had to use ESP with some pants I bought at Target (they'll let you try them on, but the changing room smelled like it was mistaken for a bathroom one too many times).
I'll file this little bit of shapewear info away. I too have my "formal" dresses that have been worn eons ago.
I love infomercials too. I bought the Shark cordless sweeper "as seen on TV" at Linens and Things. It is pretty awesome! So far I have been able to resist ordering over the phone, but I did get bare minerals at a department store after seeing the ad on TV.
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